i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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