She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have post one night stand depression
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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