Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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