are you still at the devil's house?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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