Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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