if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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