Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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