: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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