If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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