Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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