Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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