my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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