About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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