Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
