I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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