he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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