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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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