How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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