Will you blow on my dice?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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