Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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