# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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