I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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