so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
