At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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