Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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