why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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