Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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