But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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