she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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