Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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