what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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