he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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