I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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