I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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