No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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