So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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