just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You dont lie about slip and slides
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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