How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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