we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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