...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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