i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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