Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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