I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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