She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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