You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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