anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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