quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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