If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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