I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
