i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
