I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The air was thick with penises
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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