Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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