I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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