Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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